{"id":43,"date":"2021-09-01T21:14:59","date_gmt":"2021-09-02T01:14:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tikilunasea.com\/?p=43"},"modified":"2022-07-24T21:16:06","modified_gmt":"2022-07-25T01:16:06","slug":"cardiac-rehab-is-not-personal-training","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tikilunasea.com\/index.php\/2021\/09\/01\/cardiac-rehab-is-not-personal-training\/","title":{"rendered":"Cardiac Rehab is not Personal Training"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>After I suffered a heart attack on July 5th, my cardiologist prescribed Cardiac Rehab. My insurance company surprisingly agreed to pay for 36 1-hour sessions. I started these last week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I did not know what to expect from cardiac rehab; I knew nothing about it. As it turns out, cardiac rehab is very similar to personal training, only with a few glaring differences.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I arrive for cardiac rehab, I attach a portable EKG monitor to my body. After I complete this, the nurse takes my blood pressure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A personal trainer would show me the location of the trash cans in preparation for when I would need to vomit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>During cardiac rehab, the nurse makes sure I am comfortable and checks in with me often to make sure I am following the plan. A personal trainer yells and screams about not working hard enough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At cardiac rehab, the nurse uses gentle words and phrases as encouragement. My personal trainer used words such as weak, pathetic, pitiful, and miserable to describe the effort I put forth just before I am bent over the aforementioned trash can.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In cardiac rehab, the nurse offers me water halfway through. My personal trainer offers to have everyone look and applaud while I am praying to the trash can.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While the cardiac rehab nurse relishes in my improvement, the personal trainer took pride in making me have to use the trash can.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When the cardiac rehab session is over, the nurse again takes my blood pressure, asks how I&#8217;m doing, and lets me know she is looking forward to seeing me for our next appointment. My personal trainer used to tell me she hoped I would not waste her time again when we next met.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In two weeks, I see an orthopedic surgeon who uses the same facility for his physical therapy sessions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After I suffered a heart attack on July 5th, my cardiologist prescribed Cardiac Rehab. My insurance company surprisingly agreed to pay for 36 1-hour sessions. I started these last week. I did not know what to expect from cardiac rehab; I knew nothing about it. As it turns out, cardiac rehab is very similar to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tikilunasea.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tikilunasea.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tikilunasea.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tikilunasea.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tikilunasea.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tikilunasea.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44,"href":"https:\/\/tikilunasea.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions\/44"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tikilunasea.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tikilunasea.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tikilunasea.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}